The Deplorable Dr Cream

For he’s a jolly good fellow
Dance around for he’s a jolly good fellow
All fall down

For he’s a jolly good fellow
But they found he was
Nothing but a fraud
Rotten to the core

He liked the ladies of the night
In their company he would delight
The Doctor had a perfect lure
Any of their ailments he could cure

He would give them a vial filled with strychnine
It became known as the Lambeth scream

I want to kill kill kill
Why won’t you take this healing pill
I am Doctor Doctor Cream
I’m gonna make you do the Lambeth scream
Lambeth scream strychnine

Doctor Cream deplorable deplorable
Doctor Doctor Cream

He liked the ladies of the night
In their company he would delight
The Doctor had a perfect lure
Any of their ailments he could cure

In the Old Bailey his head hangs low
The judge says off to the gallows you go
Doctor Cream they will hang you high
The ladies of the night we’ll all hear them cry
Doctor Doctor it’s time for you to die
All fall down it’s time for you to die